October 2009
76 posts
Draco: I, unlike you, have been made a prefect, which means that I, unlike you, have the power to hand out punishments.
Harry: Yeah, but you, unlike me, are a git, so get out and leave us alone.
Oh Professor look! I think I found an unaspected planet! Oooh, which one’s...
– Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
’ Were - were your parents Death Eaters as well?’
‘No, no,...
– -Harry speaking with Sirius Black
"All the Weasleys have red hair, freckles, and...
Are you obsessed with Harry Potter? Yes i am.
Could You Prove That Statement In Court? Yes i could.
Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s? Yes i do.
What’s Hermione’s? Jean.
What’s Ron’s? Bilius.
What’s Harry’s? James.
What’s Ginny’s? Molly.
Have You Seen All The Movies? Yes i have.
Read All The Books? Four times each.
What Do You Think Of JKR? I want her to adopt me.
Favorites...
Today, was bring your dad to school day. Everyone had brought in their father...
– MLIA.
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to go to the movies. we put on our coats and...
– MLIA
Alright, well, maybe it won’t be that bad, Harry. Maybe—maybe you’ll just have...
– Ron Weasley, A Very Potter Musical
What the hell is a Hufflepuff?
– Dumbledore, A Very Potter Musical
Harry: Don't you get it? Everyone's in danger who's near to me. We can't be together because, well if Voldemort is back, which he is, then you're in mortal peril! Don't you get it? It's just like the Spiderman movie, haven't you seen that? MJ and Peter Parker can't be together.
Ginny: But the whole point of Spiderman 2 was that MJ and Peter Parker could be together in the end.
Harry: Yeah, I know, but the point of Spiderman 3 is that everything sucks and that falls to shit! Ginny, what I'm trying to say is... I don't want my life to be like Spiderman 3, I hated that movie.
Will: Hey, Sylvester! I'm talking to you!
Sue: Oh hey, buddy. I thought I smelled failure.
‘Well, I had one that I was playing Quidditch the other night,’ said Ron,...
– Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (via malfoyy)
We must try not to sink beneath our anguish, Harry, but battle on.
– Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (via malfoyy)
cross off things you've done in your life.
Graduated High School.
Kissed someone.
Smoked cigarettes.
Got so drunk you passed out.
Rode every ride at an amusement park.
Collected something really stupid.
Gone to a rock concert.
Helped someone.
Gone fishing.
Watched four movies in one night.
Gone long periods of time with out sleep.
Lied to someone.
Snorted cocaine.
Failed a class.
Smoked weed.
Dealt drugs.
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